Obama Rumors, Myths and Smears

Barack Obama continues to defy the rules of basic etiquette and refuses to put his napkin on his lap while eating.

This rumor is like a bad penny, it keeps turning up. As we reported earlier, the napkin shown is merely a back up napkin. But what if the rumor was true. Is that really so bad? Is that really a reason for not voting for someone? Has the Republican rumor mill run out of slanderous material? Napkins? Come on people! So what? The man clearly does not like napkins on his lap. Just drop it!

During his recent world tour, Barack Obama did NOT use his napkin while having lunch with an American soldier.

Don’t let your eyes fool you. Senator Obama is a master of etiquette and would never make such a glaring faux pas. The napkin that you see in the picture above is actually Mr. Obama’s spare napkin. Rests assure, his main napkin was lying neatly on the Senator’s lap.

A private memo within the Obama campaign told it’s members to start thinking beyond this election and begin preliminary strategies for Barack’s 2012 re-election.

Horse Sh*t. Senator Obama is very confident in his chances for the fall, but to think he is even contemplating his re-election is ridiculous. Mr. Obama believes that as President he would do such an unbelievable job, that congress would automatically grant him a second term.