Blog Entries tagged 'Obama'

Dirty Politics

tony@tonymolenda.com — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Barack Obama continues to defy the rules of basic etiquette and refuses to put his napkin on his lap while eating.

This rumor is like a bad penny, it keeps turning up. As we reported earlier, the napkin shown is merely a back up napkin. But what if the rumor was true. Is that really so [...]

Third World Manners

tony@tonymolenda.com — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

During his recent world tour, Barack Obama did NOT use his napkin while having lunch with an American soldier.

Don’t let your eyes fool you. Senator Obama is a master of etiquette and would never make such a glaring faux pas. The napkin that you see in the picture above is actually [...]

Four More Years

tony@tonymolenda.com — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

A private memo within the Obama campaign told it’s members to start thinking beyond this election and begin preliminary strategies for Barack’s 2012 re-election.

Horse Sh*t. Senator Obama is very confident in his chances for the fall, but to think he is even contemplating hi [...]

Here's to You, Real Man of Genius

tony@tonymolenda.com — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Insiders have noticed a dramatic increase in Obama’s drinking. Behind closed doors, Obama is consuming massive amounts of alcohol at an alarming pace.

Baloney. Senator Obama has always been very open about is preference for an occasional cocktail, but he is in no way drinking exces [...]

It's His Party and They Can Play if They Want To

tony@tonymolenda.com — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Obama organizers have hired Madonna to perform at the Senator’s private birthday next month.

Nothing but tabloid gossip. Senator Obama is just having a small gathering of family and friends to help celebrate his 47th birthday. Absolutely no one will be paid to attend. This is strict [...]

Prisoner of His Own Mind

tony@tonymolenda.com — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

There are reports that Barack Obama suffers from a severe case of Obsessive-compulsive disorder. The disease apparently forces Obama to silently count to 1000 until he can appear on stage.

Sorry, this is just another shameful distortion of the truth. Senator Obama does NOT suffer from OC [...]

My House, My Rules

tony@tonymolenda.com — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

In a blatant display of overconfidence, Barack Obama reportedly consulted with an interior designer about making some custom alterations to the White House interior, so he and his family could feel more at home.

Total fabrication (pardon the pun). While it is not unusual for newly elected [...]

Obama's Olympic Gold

tony@tonymolenda.com — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

As a way to bolster his image globally, Obama’s people have contacted Beijing officials to inquire about the possibility of having Obama somehow incorporated within the Olympic opening ceremony.

Nice try, but unfortunately this item is indeed false. While Senator Obama is quickly [...]

Two Steppin' Obama

tony@tonymolenda.com — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Before Obama’s Senatorial bid fully materialized, he was in preliminary talks with Paramount Pictures to appear in a modern day remake of the John Travolta classic, Urban Cowboy.

Where do we begin? First of all, Senator Obama was completely devoted to his political career before [...]

Random Acts of Patriotism

tony@tonymolenda.com — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Back on July 12, 1979 a young, drugged-induced Obama participated in Disco Demolition Night at Comiskey Park in Chicago. In between a White Sox doubleheader, a troubled Obama led an angry mob of young people onto the field, demolishing thousands of disco records.

This is perhaps one of [...]

Shuffle Up & Steal

tony@tonymolenda.com — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Sources close to the Senator have acknowledged that Obama has quite the addiction to online poker. There are even whispers that Obama has “borrowed” some of his vast campaign contributions to fund his compulsive gambling.

There is no question that Senator Obama en [...]

Win, Lose or Obama

tony@tonymolenda.com — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:00:00 +0100

During the fall of 1987, Barack Obama appeared on the popular daytime game show Win, Lose or Draw. He reportedly won $637 thanks to his game partner Loni Anderson.

Completely false. While Senator Obama did briefly appear on the 80’s hit, he was only paid $75 and a two-week supply o [...]

A Baby By Any Other Name...

tony@tonymolenda.com — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

The Social Security Information Bureau is reporting that “Barack” is on pace to become the most popular baby boy name for 2008.

While this is not an inflammatory rumor, it’s a rumor nonetheless. The most recent report shows that “Jacob” is still number one, [...]

Jackie O Bama

tony@tonymolenda.com — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

There are whispers within the Obama inner circle, that Vice Presidential Search Committee Member Caroline Kennedy herself is seriously being considered as a potential running mate.

While the thought of having an Obama – Kennedy ticket is exciting, this is just not true. Even tho [...]

O-bay

tony@tonymolenda.com — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Apparently some members of the Obama campaign are cashing in and selling the Senator’s used personal items on Ebay.

Such a smear. Senior officials at the campaign claim that there is no evidence of auctioning off discarded coffee cups or half-eaten donuts.

In an u [...]

Field of Schemes

tony@tonymolenda.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

At a recent press conference, Barack Obama displayed a rare moment of anger while discussing the future of ethanol. A reporter overheard the Senator quietly say to one of his aides, “The only good thing about corn is Corn Flakes.” Some speculate that he was obviously upset at his own political stance on ethanol and became flustered when p [...]

Obama’s Puzzling Choice

tony@tonymolenda.com — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

In an effort to continue his thinking man’s approach to politics, Barack Obama is seriously considering current Sudoku World Champion, Thomas Snyder as a potential running mate.

This is one big fat lie. While Obama certainly respects the mastery of number puzzles, this does not warrant a [...]

Barack Socks

tony@tonymolenda.com — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

While jogging near his Chicagoland home, a news photographer captured Barack Obama wearing Confederate embroidered socks. When asked about the questionable choice, Obama claimed that he did not look at the socks before grabbing the pair from Michelle's drawer.

Totally false. The so [...]

Obama Owes Tyson $49.95

tony@tonymolenda.com — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Back in 1997, Barack Obama used and illegal cable box to watch a Mike Tyson fight.

This is just a blatant lie. Obama never even saw the fight. We were told that Michelle doesn't allow violent programming to be shown in the Obama home. It was later clarified that Barack did use the "illegal" [...]

Michelle's Healthy Appetite

tony@tonymolenda.com — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:00:00 +0100

Michelle Obama won a hot dog eating contest while attending Princeton University.

This is absolutely false. Michelle NEVER competed in a hot dog eating contest. It was actually a Hot WING eating contest. In fact, Mrs. Obama consumed 48 extra spicy wings in 60 seconds. Congratulat [...]