Obama Rumors, Myths and Smears

 

Apparently some members of the Obama campaign are cashing in and selling the Senator’s used personal items on Ebay.

Such a smear. Senior officials at the campaign claim that there is no evidence of auctioning off discarded coffee cups or half-eaten donuts.

In an unrelated matter, Obama spokesman Robert Gibbs wishes to thank ObamaFan79 for the positive feedback.

 

 

At a recent press conference, Barack Obama displayed a rare moment of anger while discussing the future of ethanol. A reporter overheard the Senator quietly say to one of his aides, “The only good thing about corn is Corn Flakes.” Some speculate that he was obviously upset at his own political stance on ethanol and became flustered when pressed about the issue.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Obama believes very strongly in the future of ethanol and will do everything in his power to make biofuels a mainstream reality. In fact, what Barack actually said was “The only BAD thing about corn is Corn Flakes.”

Since this story broke, Senator Obama has publicly clarified his comments even further. Apparently, the quote was taken out of context and did not accurately reflect his entire position. The full quote in its entirety was “The only bad thing about corn is IMITATION Corn Flakes.”

Senator Obama hopes that the issue can be put to rest and extends his deepest apologies to the good people at Kellogg's.

 

In an effort to continue his thinking man’s approach to politics, Barack Obama is seriously considering current Sudoku World Champion, Thomas Snyder as a potential running mate.

This is one big fat lie. While Obama certainly respects the mastery of number puzzles, this does not warrant a vice presidential nod. However, Obama is leaning toward Toby Mao, former Rubik’s Cube champion.

FYI – Mao’s best time for restoring the cube in an official championship was 10.48 seconds.