Obama Rumors, Myths and Smears

While jogging near his Chicagoland home, a news photographer captured Barack Obama wearing Confederate embroidered socks. When asked about the questionable choice, Obama claimed that he did not look at the socks before grabbing the pair from Michelle's drawer.

Totally false. The socks actually came from Barack's personal collection of Dukes of Hazzard memorabilia. It was reported that the left sock was autographed by Tom Wopat.

Back in 1997, Barack Obama used and illegal cable box to watch a Mike Tyson fight.

This is just a blatant lie. Obama never even saw the fight. We were told that Michelle doesn't allow violent programming to be shown in the Obama home. It was later clarified that Barack did use the "illegal" cable box, but only for the Spice channel.

Reports surfaced yesterday that Barack Obama helped a local Washington D.C. fire department rescue two wayward kittens from a tree.

Eyewitnesses at the scene say that Obama rescued only 1 kitten. However, he did manage to revive a fallen fireman that was overtaken by emotion from the ordeal.