Obama Rumors, Myths and Smears

Back in 1997, Barack Obama used and illegal cable box to watch a Mike Tyson fight.

This is just a blatant lie. Obama never even saw the fight. We were told that Michelle doesn't allow violent programming to be shown in the Obama home. It was later clarified that Barack did use the "illegal" cable box, but only for the Spice channel.

Michelle Obama won a hot dog eating contest while attending Princeton University.

This is absolutely false. Michelle NEVER competed in a hot dog eating contest. It was actually a Hot WING eating contest. In fact, Mrs. Obama consumed 48 extra spicy wings in 60 seconds. Congratulations.

Reports surfaced yesterday that Barack Obama helped a local Washington D.C. fire department rescue two wayward kittens from a tree.

Eyewitnesses at the scene say that Obama rescued only 1 kitten. However, he did manage to revive a fallen fireman that was overtaken by emotion from the ordeal.